Every couple has their unique quirks they’d be greatly embarrassed if anyone found out. Here are common ones that no one discusses.
You’ve really burst a pimple in your significant other’s body.
You’ve got an entire conversation while one is on the toilet, and the door isn’t open.
You are always groping each other. It is not sexual at this point, it is only because it is there and you are let.
One of you is constantly stealing the clothing of the other.
Sex is not hot, it is generally kind of hilarious.
One of you is always smelling the other. Pheromones, or something.
Your baby talk has evolved to this kind of stage that it is no longer done
Dancing that is nasty is a familiar event.
One of you attempts to place their finger in the mouth of the other while they are yawning.
You have become so accustomed to pet names that when the actual name of someone is said it feels like they are about to get shouted at.