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10 Awkward Relationship Quirks That No One Ever Talks About

Every couple has their unique quirks they’d be greatly embarrassed if anyone found out. Here are common ones that no one discusses.

You’ve really burst a pimple in your significant other’s body.

You have actually popped a pimple on your significant other's body.

You’ve got an entire conversation while one is on the toilet, and the door isn’t open.

You have a whole conversation while one is on the toilet, and the door isn't closed.

You are always groping each other. It is not sexual at this point, it is only because it is there and you are let.

You're constantly groping each other. It's not even sexual at this point, it's just because it's there and you're allowed.

One of you is constantly stealing the clothing of the other.

One of you is always stealing the other's clothes.

Sex is not hot, it is generally kind of hilarious.

Sex isn't sexy, it's usually kind of hilarious.

One of you is always smelling the other. Pheromones, or something.

One of you is constantly smelling the other. Pheromones, or something.

Your baby talk has evolved to this kind of stage that it is no longer done

Your baby talk has evolved to such a point that it's no longer done ironically.

Dancing that is nasty is a familiar event.

Ugly dancing is a common occurrence.

One of you attempts to place their finger in the mouth of the other while they are yawning.

One of you tries to put their finger in the other's mouth while they're yawning.

You have become so accustomed to pet names that when the actual name of someone is said it feels like they are about to get shouted at.

You've become so accustomed to pet names that when someone's real name is said it feels like they're about to get yelled at.

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